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Peru: 13 Things We Learned About You

Ah, Peru. We love you so we do, Peru. Most definitely one of our favourite countries in South America; here we experienced life in the jungle, days in the Sacred Valley, hikes to Machu Picchu and our own private floating reed islands on Lake Titicaca.

After 3 months, we left by the skin of our visa and still felt we didn’t uncover even 50% of what it had to offer.

Here are a few interesting things we learned about the Inca and Andean capital.

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Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

Honestly, the Peruvians are the nicest, warmest and most welcoming people, after the Colombians (of course!). We didn’t meet one Peruvian who was rude or unwilling to help us. Never be afraid to ask or approach a Peruvian for help.

Grubs Up!

The food is amazing (and cheap!), especially the street food. Papa Rellena, Saltañes, Lomo Saltado etc. Try to find a menu that doesn’t host a drool-worthy dish. Enjoy the local food as much as you can, God knows Ecuador could take a tip or two on board.

Menu Del Dia

Sticking with the food theme, everywhere; towns, cities, villages etc. has a daily menu deal for 5-7sol (€1.30 – €1.80). The menu usually includes two or three courses; soup or salad, segundos (dishes can vary), sometimes a dessert and always a drink. To reiterate the above, the food was delicious and we never suffered from sickness.

Cusco Costs

Machu Picchu and The Sacred Valley are the most expensive tours or day trips you will take in Peru. For example, the entry ticket to Machu Picchu alone costs €45 and only allows entrance in the mornings. Transport, whether it’s a tour or the popular train, is a whole different kettle of fish, with prices starting at €100. To see how we visited Machu Picchu for €47, click here

Busses, No Fusses

Peru has the best transport system (so far!). Safe, comfortable and always well facilitated. The majority of companies offer snacks, hot drinks and pillows, sometimes even blankets. You are required to flash your passport before boarding, you will be filmed, searched and furthermore, well looked after.

Stock Up

Clothes, fresh produce, and artisanal bits and bobs are extremely cheap to buy across the country (especially in Huaraz). The artisanal products and handmade clothes are also of fantastic quality. Invest in something (anything!) made from alpaca or llama. Although heavy, my llama jacket has saved my ass on too many occasions. Nowhere in the world will you find such quality at those prices.

The North Star

Don’t skip the north of Peru, it’s worth a visit. From Trujillo, Huacachina and the jungle, near Pucallpa, there is so much more to Peru than Lima, The Sacred Valley and Cusco. Town hop through the less touristy regions, jump into the jungle from the north and enjoy the coast. Just be sure to visit this end of Peru.

VIP, not VAT

Foreigners are exempt from paying VAT on property, once you provide your passport and visa entry card to the hostel or hotel. There are hosts who will play dumb, but with a little explanation, you will never be forced to pay the VAT.

Note: VAT is only applied when you pre-book via online sites such as In Peru, it’s always cheaper to enquire and book face-to-face.

Be Fee-less

Banks such as Multi Red, Caja Arequipa and BCP bank do not charge bank fees. BCP is the only bank to restrict the amount you withdraw per month. Ignore Global Net and Scotiabank if you can, these guys will rip the coins from your pockets.


Bring your own toilet roll. Everywhere. And not just for buses, public bathrooms etc. This applies to the majority of hostels too. One of our biggest expenses in Peru was toilet roll. A nuisance, but a necessity.

Ayahuasca Ceremony

It is better to experience an Ayahuasca ceremony in the jungle located in the northern part of Peru, near Pucallpa. Compared to Iquitos or the Sacred Valley, it is much cheaper and there are more legitimate shamans. It is highly recommended to do a ceremony with a Shipibo shaman. Ayahuasca used across the country (and in the likes of Colombia) is all brewed in these parts, hence why it’s safer and less touristy and thus more legit.

We can recommend a reputable, safe and highly experienced Shipibo shaman who charges 200 sol (€55) per session, one of the cheapest rates in Peru. To contact Wïsh, click here

Be Personal

It is cheaper to book anything and everything in person, albeit transport, accommodation or tours. Arrive, bargain and enjoy some face-to-face communication. And remember, everything can be negotiated, with the exception of collectivos who usually display their tariffs inside the van. But still, always ask, and always haggle.

Safe City

This is one of the safest countries we’ve visited in Latin America. Especially after our jaunt through Ecuador, which is notorious for petty theft and bag slashes on buses. Not once did we feel weary or unsafe in Peru, and I mean the whole of Peru. But as always, be careful. Just know, that with the locals, you’re in good hands.

La Altura

The majority of Peru is located in the Andes. From Huaraz to Puno, you won’t be able to avoid the high altitude. Huaraz, The Sacred Valley, and Lake Titicaca are the toughest (for us anyway!). Become accustomed to local tea leaves called Coca (a prime ingredient to make cocaine, if you didn’t know!). Chew it, buy mints or make tea; either way, these will prevent any sickness (and it tastes nice).

Tourist Rates

There are Gringo rates. Something we dislike but cannot avoid. Peru is a tourist’s haven, Before our visit, we were told that it is hard to find a corner of Peru without a Gringo present, and although we were lucky in our three months making some discoveries and being the only tourists in town, we admit it is true.

As you travel towards Cusco, you will notice Gringo rates. Sometimes on transport, local markets, and most definitely on tours. Sometimes they’ll admit it and other times they won’t, but as mentioned above always question a price, always try to haggle and if unsure, hold back and listen to conversations, find out how much the locals pay or create your own price and with confidence, name it. At times, they’ll meet it.

Wherever or whatever you choose to do in Peru, know you’re a lucky son of a gun. What a country and what an experience you’ll have.

Alongside Mexico and Colombia, this is one of our favourite countries to visit and we would urge anyone and everyone to put Peru on their ‘must see’ list.

Prepare the smile, because it will never leave your face.

Enjoy, and safe travels!



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